Jan 29, 2013

Worst dressed: SAG awards

Over the weekend was the SAG awards, did anyone catch it? ....yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, it is an awards show, and we're in the business of fashion, so rule #1 is we must analyze all red carpets. It's just like, what we do. Since the SAG awards pretty much got trumped by Downton Abbey - oh our poor Sybil, wah! - we're not going to beat around the bush. Here are the top 3 worst looks from the show.
Julianna Margulies in Chado Ralph Rucci
What went wrong?: Well let's start with how jacked up the dress is on her. The fit of the dress is terrible, the shoes are terrible, and that slit does not soothe the eye. I'm definitely not feeling this look.
Kaley Cuoco  in Romona Keveza
What went wrong?: Kaley's wig, for one. It is a wig, right? It sits like 6" above her hairline. The dress, is too sweet, but to make matters worse it's been shortened beyond anything that would look even remotely appropriate. What would you call this length? I don't think it exists because it's just not flattering. Doesn't she look 2 bodies clicked together?
Lea Michelle in Valentino
What went wrong?: This dress is pretty. Young, but maybe if you're a sex-pot like Angelina Jolie or a super model, you could kill in this dress. Lea Michelle should not have attempted this one, nor should she have attempted the ombre hair-do. She looks like she could be walking the carpet for the premiere of Mean Girls... circa 2004.

It's startling that so many uber-rich, uber-talented, uber-beautiful, uber-styled celebrities can get it so wrong for these shows. They have access to everything that can work SO right for them, yet time and again we always have a worst dressed list. Oh well - I guess, they keep Joan Rivers in business!


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